Posted 1 month ago

shaynnee:

Hello me on my dash.

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andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5)

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scumsucking-roadwh0re:

#DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME IM NOT OVER THIs

(Source: psychopoison)

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captoring:

i was looking up 80’s slang for reasons and

i am so using this

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and you should too

let’s bring it back

Posted 1 month ago

a-sexy-cat:

vvebkinz:

sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now

I’m so sleepy of your shit

Posted 1 month ago

tellmeyourprettylies:

Mason ho. Photo: Jimmicane

(Source: surfingmagazine.com)

Posted 1 month ago

deaneggsandsam:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly

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nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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emoij:

when youre high and have to act normal in front of your parents 

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(Source: emoij)